Knock knock ladies. It’s your vagina calling

Knock knock ladies. It’s your vagina calling

Knock-knock there. Have you forgotten me?

I think you don’t.

Why don’t you understand that I have my needs too?

Hellooooooo! Are you listening?

That’s your Vagina calling, ladies!

Pick up this call else your line might get disrupted for the rest of your life.

Girls, I know you’re like what is this Auntie trying to say exactly? Well, FYI vaginal problems are real and some of them exist because you’ve never done sex through the passing years.

So, next time think before if you call someone slut for having sexually active life.

“It’s true what they say: If you don’t use it, you lose it”

I am an Indian woman and I know that I am at the greater risk of suffering from vaginal atrophy because-Hume to bachpan se sati savitri ban k rehna sikhaya hai, so that means no-no to sex until marriage!

I am not promoting sex before your marriage because it’s your choice and I am no one to judge. But, I can surely warn that celibacy for too long might make you call your gynecologist soon.

Sex is never seen as a need in our community because how can any act where people get naked be seen as a need and not shame? *shame-shame puppy shame*

Sex is good for our body in ways we can’t even imagine. From better sleep, to a stronger immune system, to burning calories and boosting our mood, getting some is good in many ways.

You may have thought sex was just a pure form of physical enjoyment, but what if I tell you that it even might help you to fight off the common cold? Insane, isn’t it?

I thought that too until I came across the scientific studies that shows correlation of sex with immune system.

Well, then if that is the case it’s time to alter the old saying and make up a new one-“sex in a day keeps the doctor away”. Sounds naughty and awesome at the same time!

It turns out that having regular sex is basically a way of tuning up your sexual organs, and that going without for a while means they’re a bit slow to start up. (And might need a bit of hand-cranking. OK, analogy over.)

Sexual health experts point out that the lubrication process of arousal (wherein your vagina and vulva become “wet”) benefits from regularity, and if you stop for a while, you might need a bit of extra help in the arousal department when you get back in the saddle.

That’s not to say that it’s wrong to take a sex break now and then.

Life gets in the way, or we may be between relationships and it’s just not part of our daily life equation. Or we’re maybe just not in the mood.

*That’s right, We are tharki..but not all the time, mood bhi koi cheez hoti hai*

Whether we’re not feeling our best or are under a lot of stress, sex sometimes just stops happening.

And that’s more than OK — we just need to accept that our bodies are going to respond and react in a major way.

Sex inspires people to feel more confident, creative and freer than ever before because it is a necessary and vital aspect to human life. We’re actually one of the few animals designed to enjoy sex rather than just do it purely for mating purposes.

I truly believe that is because, as humans, we are also designed to be creative, social individuals.

If spending half hour with your partner in bed makes you feel creative, liberated and fucking happy then why to run miles on treadmill? Well, that is how I make excuse for not going to the gym!

Keeping the hurricane inside won’t help ladies! Let the fucking stream flow, kar k dekho accha lagta hai.

 

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Divya Auntie
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Heya, myself DIvya auntie, a Delhi based student tired of all the unreal shit out there about things called society.. I will be telling stories others shun away. Yours perhaps?

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