By nature, your sexual debut is always unfamiliar territory, but I’d argue that territory becomes downright alien when it comes to seeing a penis for the very first time. No, really, the first thing I thought when I saw one was “alien.”
My first reaction: good lord, how do you guys walk around with those things?
Today it is much the same question.
On many occasions, I have asked my close male friends if they ever sit on themselves or if they smack against their legs when they wear shorts.
I’ve also asked if they just spin it around like a helicopter dick sometimes. Having a penis for a dude I know is as normal as having an arm but to me it’s just so alien. It’s just..WIERDD
In a sensual sense, I’ve always thought the penis and testicles look funny.
I mean, it’s a sausage and a squishy sack of balls hanging outside of your body that basically has a mind of it’s own.
Having a vagina all my life, I assumed that penises were in the exact same spot (i.e. between the legs) rather than a few inches below the belly button, where a girl’s pubic bone would normally be.
Obviously I hadn’t considered the logistics of how sex works, but it was a crazy moment of discovery when I saw my first porn that everything I thought I knew about penises was wrong.
My biology classes and those stupid reproductive organs’ diagrams gave me a false idea. When I first saw Mr. long dick in porn, I agreed to the very fact that men are suppose to have long dicks.
But, my first practical encounter with an average penis made me cry my eyes out *Dil k armaan aasuon mein beh gye* and I kept thinking - Dude isn’t your cock suppose to look like a long banana? And that was the first time when I realized, ki sab dhokha hai boss!
Everyone’s always sobbing over the fact that dudes who watch too much porn develop a warped outlook on sex and how women should behave in bed and what not.
But no one’s worried about the expectations women have about penis size from watching dirty videos featuring 10-inch dicks—and they probably should be.
Even my roommate shared her first similar encounter with a male genitalia and was surely expecting something Lonnnggg but, the first time- “she reached into her ninth grade boyfriend’s pants to give him a handjob, she was shocked by what wasn’t there.
She even looked down to check that he was actually erect. He was.”
No matter how many tidbits you hear from your sexually experienced girlfriends, nothing prepares you for the first time you get up close and personal with a man’s package.
Not even your 25 GB porn collection. Instead of educating, porn gave me some unrealistic expectation like men take longer to finish But, when I myself witnessed the over hyped love making session for the first time I just had to unhook my bra, get naked and in the next 5 minutes I realized that my man has won the battlefield and I am still moaning and struggling with my level of excited state.
We always talk about how men are ruining their sexual life by watching too much porn but nobody talks about the way women are dooming themselves by believing the fact-“that size matters”.
In real life, labia are not invisible, penises are rarely giant, sex does not last for ages, and orgasms take a little bit of work.
Oh, and men, thrusting in and out with no attention to the clit is unlikely to yield brilliant results. We all need to understand that exploring the virtual naked bodies on screen won’t help much but spending more time in bed with your partner will surely do. (Warning: All the single dudes are expected to follow their usual hand job, bas expectation thode kam rakhna!!)
