Guys in the cinema hall gave loud cheer to this epic dialogue from Pyar ka punchnama because-by god, ladke ne dil ki baat bol di. Poor guys, they work very hard to reach orgasm and thus ladies, they deserve to sleep. But that doesn’t mean that you will leave your semi-aroused lady on her own. […]
Being a movie enthusiast last Friday I bought tickets for the Blade Runner 2049. Instead I got out of the hall after watching “kaanti shah k angoor”. Wait, what? I was expecting some action on screen but the horny couple sitting next to made sure that I satisfactorily watched some cheap quality live porn. It’s […]
Hello there, dude. It’s me, the woman you slept with last night — the woman you sleep with each night. Or, perhaps, the woman you want to sleep with. I’m writing to tell you something important, something that increases your chance of getting laid by any woman with half a head of brains. Give oral sex. […]
By nature, your sexual debut is always unfamiliar territory, but I’d argue that territory becomes downright alien when it comes to seeing a penis for the very first time. No, really, the first thing I thought when I saw one was “alien.” My first reaction: good lord, how do you guys walk around with those […]
Knock-knock there. Have you forgotten me? I think you don’t. Why don’t you understand that I have my needs too? Hellooooooo! Are you listening? That’s your Vagina calling, ladies! Pick up this call else your line might get disrupted for the rest of your life. Girls, I know you’re like what is this Auntie trying […]
What goes up must come down, gravity dude! But, what if –agar khada hi nhi hua to? I mean imagine a scene where your girl is trying to seduce you in her sexiest lingerie and kissing you madly. You are extremely excited but your penis refuses to obey this time. Holy crap! What next? Zipping […]
I love my man a lot but he cums too early yaar! Thus, on our next anniversary instead of gifting him lovey-dovey stuff, I decided to gift him a box full of sex toys. Whatttt??? I know it sounds weird but it won’t once you will get to know why? It is because sex toys […]
Remember the time when you jerked off twice after watching the sizzling moves of Raveena Tondon in Tip-tip barsa paai? Wet saree with pointing nipples through the tight fitted blouse, which Indian men could have resisted himself from reaching down his pants. Ahh, good old 90’s wala era. Kids these days have it so easy. […]
Remember the first time you fell in love? It was all about secret meetings, the stolen kisses, the sweet nothings and sooner or later love bloomed between her legs. As the legs started opening wide, you knew that it’s nothing, but love! The day you did not just wanted your “dick to be wet, but […]
Ahh, not again!! My eyebrows have grown up like a bear. It’s time for one of the dread parlour visits. I hate visiting that place not because I end up paying my pockets off, but because my parlour lady is one judgmental woman! If you ladies are sailing on the same painful boat as I […]
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