Periods. The Red liquid. Why do Indian men fear it so much!?

That red dreaded liquid coming out from between a woman’s legs.

Why do all men fear it so much?

Periods. Menstruation. Being down, (I wonder how they started calling it that; if that is being down then when we are over, why don’t they say you’re up)?

Ask a man/guy/brother/husband/father to go get a pack of sanitary napkins or tampons for you from the chemist and see how the contours of his face will change from a beautifully landscaped garden to a stinky pig sty.

Kya hua bhai? Khoon hi to hai? Aisa kya bol diya maine? Baki ki body me bhi to khoon hi hai ki nahi?

To isme itna sharmana kyon?

Let me be very straightforward here guys. You do not have the balls to go down to the drug store to get a pack of tampons for your woman you are pretty much a candy assed limp dick baboon.

If your woman hasn’t said it, she probably thinks it and is too polite to say it on your face.

In 2017, something like this should not matter to you if you are in love with your woman.

Well even if you are not, it is natural, God gifted and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to stop it no matter how much you cringe.

Forget about not wanting to go and get “theee stuff” from the chemist, maximum men do not even know what a tampon is or what it even looks like!!!

Heck they don’t even know what a pad looks like!!

I am talking about grown men well into their 20s who have been having sex for the while!!

THEY DONT KNOW WHAT A PAD LOOKS LIKE !!!!! Giant ignoramuses who brag about fucking different chicks and counting numbers DON’T know what a goddamned TAMPON looks like!!!!!

Faaaaaack!!!!!

Seriously where have these men been living?

This is one level of nonsense. The next level nonsense is how these things are packed.

I ask someone in a public place in case of a staining emergency and they will borrow it from a friend.

How will they bring it to you? There is one layer. Then there is another layer. And then another. AND THEN ANOTHER.

THEN they will look left and right, not wanting to be caught, slip it carefully into your hands.

BC DRUGS PASS KAR RAHE HO KYA??? It’s a just a fucking sanitary napkin!!! What is there to think so much? Just get it and give it to me!

I wish we were given more education in school about this. Somehow it is decided that this stuff only concerns girls and the boys are totally excluded.

No wonder they end up behaving like dinguses when the subject falls on them.

If it were up to me I’d give out a damn sanitary napkin to every donkey faced croon in the school and have them framed and hang it on their walls.

That would be THE DAY!

Auntie Supernova
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