Bharat mata..

Bharat mata kiiii…

Mata Jata Bharat…

I can’t remember how was it. You know that feeling when something itches you at the tip of your penis and you can’t get it off it?

That’s how I feel right now. It’s this close and itchy

Mata jaat ki..

Arrey, I give up. Why don’t I ask some dude from RSS instead?

And there has never been a better day for it

Dosts from bharata. We got awesome news for you

This week StayUncle has launched in the city of Nagpur

The news is so large we have to give a special tribute to it. After all Nagpur is the capital of the saffron jerk-offs, right?

We have never ever been more excited. Finally a chance about them to get their hands of their dicks and their sticks and actually be useful for this country.

We want to remove every possible obstacle that stands between them and their first hotel room

Hence we are even giving a special discount coupon for them. If you have a friend at RSS who really needs a time out from The Big Mother send them the following discount coupon

RSSJERKOFF250

You non-patriotic Pakistani conspirators should stay away from this discount coupon. Stay away. Shew. This one is not for you.

This discount coupon is for for RSS members only. If you have little national dignity left in you, you will pass this discount coupon to the first RSS member you can remember.

Don’t wait a minute longer. These people have been defending your country all this time, you extremely ungrateful Indan. They deserve lot more than your laziness, you lazy ass.

The coupon code expires tonight at midnight

If this task is too much of a burden, you can simply tweet them here

Jai Hind!!