Do you know what awesome is?

Awesome is when a girl makes a StayUncle hotel reservation. These awesome ladies. These Naughty Sitas.

These brave and self-initiating Indian females. They are unusually mature, in control, extremely creative playful yet super awesome in relationship, in life, in people.

They don’t make big fuss out of small things. They are free from patriarchal shackles and don’t give a damn what the world things about that. We call them aunties and our salutations go to them.

These aunties, these Naughty Sitas.. They have few things to teach the little girls who rotate around them like virgin moons. Here is why being an auntie rocks.

No one fucks around with aunties

Everyone around you sold you the ideal of the little innocent girl who has to be defended by someone, a hero. And what’s that hero final aim after he saves you? To fuck you! That’s what you get by being a good little girl that needs to be saved by a bulldog. You get fucked up.

Have you seen anyone fucking around with auntie? Good luck with that.

Aunties own the moment.

Just remember the last house you have been to? Who holds the reign, the true power?

Auntie. Her husband, the uncle of the house is usually always withdrawn always praying as if god has sent him down to earth to do nothing else. If only men were not the most confused specie on this planet… That’s the natural order of things in any household whether it seems obvious or not.

Aunties are experienced

Here is a point – the best men - literally the best men always prefer more mature looking girls

It is not about the age. It is about the experience and confidence they are able to exhibit. No wonder why aunties take the cream, the best men out there.

What’s left after the best men make their choices are what we call the little mama’s boy whose head is filled with 100 ways of how their ideal Sita would be like and not a single one on how to please her.

These are the clueless small town chaps who grew up with Savita Babhi, videos, who come 10 seconds after having an intercourse and for whom you have to fake an orgasm so that he won’t fall into depression. Yeah, that’s what the good little girl gets. Who needs those?

Aunties are in charge

Here is a fact of live. Girls hold the reign before sex. Men hold the reign after sex. Therefore don’t run away from sex but use its power in your advantage. Know your ways around it. The so called chaste girls run away from the most natural thing in the world and in return get fooled easily.

Aunties never get raped.

Only good girls do. Aunties know their way around the ways of the world and the frustrated men looking for anything to jump on can subconsciously feel their inner strength and keep away from them.

Aunties never get force-married

Who can marry them? Definitely not that uncle from Haryana who came to court her from her family just because his fair skinned sailor grandson makes for a good marriage ad.

They don’t give a fuck about distant relatives ka grandsons and secured future. Their self respect and sense of freedom comes first. You want a glass of water, you say? Behave yourself first and start looking me as a human being rather than a marriage-age live stock.

Aunties never judge and never get judged

They are a friend of all beings in the world. They get goodies have tons to give and are not afraid to dive into the pleasures of life. For them there are no sins or sinners in this world, only players. They are brave, the go ahead with the currents and wink at the scared man hiding inside temples.

Aunties don’t use Tinder

One flashlight of their gaze makes passion crumble upon them. While little girls swipe left and right, aunties build legacy, have fun, volunteer and make people love them. In other words they are busy being awesome.