Oh Bhen…! ye scene kahaan se aagaya!?
While the actors on the massive screen are making out and every detail of the make out scene is magnified, even if you try, you can’t un-see it!
It is a moment you just slouch on the seat, put your hand on your forehead and avoid all eye contact with everyone in a desperate hope that somehow the universe will either absorb you or your parents.
Ye sirf meri hi nahi, har Indian ki problem hai.
Whether it is in the cinema hall or at home, somewhere in the film a sudden bomb of a make out scene is blasted on our faces.
The amazing part is, that the movies make it look like it’s the most natural thing in the whole damn world! Isme kya kharabi hai bhai? Arre itna natural to hai!! Arre sab hi make out karte hai!
Kin khayalon me jee rahe ho lalla? India me aisa koi scene nahi hai ki ye sab kuch normal hai!
Suddenly, all the phone calls will come at that moment.
Suddenly you will remember that gas is on.
Suddenly you remember that you need to pee.
Suddenly you will realize that you need to look out of the window to know where that little sparrow is taking her precious dump.
I mean it is amazing the amount of discomfort we feel when this happens!
At least now they show two human beings together. When I was a child, I had to go through the torture of watching two roses moving together or the milk spilling out while boiling. That was mortifying!!
So you mean to tell me that we hate PDA but we accept all make out scenes in our films?!
They’d rather make their kids watch people making out but HELLO they can’t talk about sex with their kids. Dikhayenge par baat nahi karenge!?
Can I laugh now?? Not yet?
Item numbers in the movies will be there but on Valentine’s couples will be attacked!
Language in the films will be lewd but amazingly that becomes a hit!
Rape scenes will be graphically shown but if a woman speaks her opinions boldly she will automatically be considered available for sex. What sort of hypocritical baboonery is this??
NOW can I please laugh?? (too late, I just did).
Khair, scene ye hai that we are now being bombed with all these kissy-smoochy irritating scenes that we have no choice but to watch on the big screen with our folks.
God knows when we will start feeling ‘normal’ but till the mean time, I will continue to hold on to my beloved couch to slouch on. I would suggest you do the same.
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