If you adjust your dupatta to hide your breasts before stepping out of your home and still would prefer wearing bikini at the beaches of goa then girl, you are the one!

You can keep his family’s expectations on roll by wearing saree at the day light and can switch to wearing the sluttiest lingerie the moment the lights of your bedroom are turned off…in short if the nights could turn you into a werewolf but a SANSKARI one.

Indian men neither want a complete modern woman, nor a complete traditional girl.

They want a perfect blend of both, just like ‘East Meets West’ – “Kabhi Jeans, Kabhi Saree, Aisi Ho Meri Bhartiya Nari!

Basically they want a girl way out of their league yet somehow, homely.

Being modern is fine, but a woman who doesn’t follow tradition is a strict “No – No”.

Being Sanskari not only means fasting at “karva chauth but the Woman who adjusts his necktie, make coffee just the way he likes, gets him a glass of his favorite juice or makes tea when he’s back from work, hands him his towel or any other gesture that will pamper him is counted in too.

Now the question is who decided these yardsticks for being Sanskari?

Well, its hard to find the Vedas which talks about do’s and dont’s of being Sanskari but sooraj barjatya’s movies enlightened us and our forefathers since generations.

I have literally seen the evolution of Sanskars in all his family-oriented (but fuck-all) movies.

Friendship between a boy and a girl is an imaginary concept as per the Barjatya universe.

In the west, we had when harry met sally and here, we had Maine Pyar kyun kiya to prove just that “Mujhse fraaandship karoge?” never really means boys you met on Facebook’s other folder are interested in actual “fraandship”, girls!

Whether you are a man or a woman according to barjatya, shaadi is the ultimate life goal.

And not to forget our obsession for fair skinned people which too somehow got into the list of Sanskars a girl should possess.

90’s kids grew up with plenty of fair and lovely ads telling us we are nothing if we aren’t fair!

Nobody could argue that Indian are fond of lighter skin, a look at marriage advertisements would prove this theory.

Since when has fair skin and blonde hair been a “natural you” for India?

We are in search for “fairness” in a country where people are many shades of dark — from milk chocolate to bitter chocolate because our geographical location.

How on earth do you expect white genes to flow in a tropical country? Who gives a fuck to science when the whole society is suffering from Snow White syndrome?

How did I missed talking about virginity as it the sole criterion through which one can judge a woman’s purity. In west people stay virgin by their choice- they kinda save themselves for the right person.

In India we are forced to save it for the stranger because no matter whom we love, we end up marrying a stranger as not going against our parent’s wishes is a Sanskaar too.

Girls have always been taught since they are little in their homes to be that Sanskari girl who is always shy of boys and worships her virginity.

In one of the episodes of a famous chat show hosted by Karan Johar, the guest actress Frieda Pinto was asked about how her matrimonial advertisement would read. She was quick to frame these simple words, “Will be willing to marry anybody who isn’t looking for a fair, light-eyed virgin.”

With this statement, she certainly gave a strong reply to the mother of all questions that Indian men usually ask from their to-be wives.

What exactly do guys wish when they expect a sanskari girl?

Do they wish us to fuck them in Sanskrit or are we suppose to role play as Menka from the mythological story of Vishwamitra.

How can you expect her to act like Sunny Leone with her virginity still intact? I mean it’s like the criteria of hiring companies where they wish a fresher to have an experience of at least 5 years.

The logic is simple either keep worshiping your irrational sanskars and stacking your sensual desires or chose your Megan fox without the latent clause of being sanskari and create stories in bed!

 

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