I hanged the phone and laughed my guts out

Praveen Uncle: what happened Blaze uncle?

Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah

Praveen Uncle: arrey, Blaze uncle

Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Praveen uncle: Tell me, na?

Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Praveen uncle: Why don’t you go and die?

(it is a line he borrowed from me btw)

Eventually I pulled my horses back and narrated

It was a phone call I picked from Praveen Uncle’s line. He has been in the bathroom for the past 15 minutes.

There was an older Sir who inquired whether he will be allowed to book a hotel with us as he is a senior shitizen.

How old are you, sirji I asked after we both relaxed over the phone and started a casual talk

I am 55 and my partner is 45

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA I thought.. Teach me thy ways guruji

So what is so funny about, Praveen uncle said..

His Bengali accent. I am a senor shitizen he said.. I could barely hold myself.

Wondering what happened with guruji?

What happens with every couple reaching out to StayUncle

We suggested him a good hotel to book.. Since he was a senior shitizen, we had to look twice for the right hotel in the city so that he avoid any potential inconvenience which usually doesn’t arise with normal young couples.

The next morning he replied back with the following feedback

 

I dropped dead!

 

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