In the midst of all the things around launching the new StayUncle portal, we practically forgot:
StayUncle crossed 10,000 couple friendly hotel bookings.
It happened last month in fact. I am late with the announcement, I know.
I am a devout fan of old Indian mythology and especially the stories which tell how it used to be a rainfall whenever a tapasvic used to break his tapas and had sex with an apsara.
Remember how the earth used to be scorched whenever a yogi used to meditate for too long, and Indra had to send a damsel to fix things up, right?
For that reason we say that on the long run StayUncle will help Indian farmers because more people being able to have sex would mean more rain falls and happier farmers.
When I speak this out people think I am crazy.
Crazy or not one thing is a fact:
Way too many people in India are forced NOT to have sex. Do you still wonder why monsoons have dried up in the last 10 years? Yeah, we will see who is crazy at the end of the day.
Like our investor Ajay Naqvi aka Big Daddy recently said:
Unless you have sex, you are fucked up. Your body will be fucked up.
Whether you look right or left the impact of StayUncle is everywhere – Helping the second biggest nation in the world get laid by providing them a private and safe space to do so.
No wonder we were one of the Top 50 Things that happened to India for 2016.
This year we are looking forward to serve not less than 100,000 couples from normal people to politicians. If you meet Modiji, tell him we have special discount for him.
Next time when you wonder whether StayUncle is safe and secure just remember this big number with few zeros in it and recall that the combined body liquids of all these couples are enough to fill up a lake.
OK Blaze uncle time to cut it off now.
Blaze uncle out.
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I request you to please open your branch in Bhubaneswar , Odhisha . Couples are waiting to book a room as the other hotel donot allow couples to enter and those which allow couples don’t feel safe at all in there.
We and Uncle too understands and sympathizes with the lovely people of Bhubaneshwar… Uncle has started the talks with multiple hotels there.. By the end of the month, uncle should be there.. Just a little bit longer Kiity 🙂
It’s wonderful that people like you are helping us to spend some quality time.
Totally a new phase started in India.
It will change the thinking of people.
Thanks alot Uncle!!!
Uncle loves you too Hitendra uncle 🙂
i would like to know if uncle could by providing the same in muzaffarpur bihar ??????
We haven’t yet reached there uncle.. It may take us a while 🙂
So I made my first reservation using stayuncle, I’m real excited to see how it turns out, this site gave me and my partner a lot of confidence to go for it. Good or bad, I will review soon.. Meanwhile, thanks a lot stayuncle!
Helll yeah Rohit uncle.. Congratulations for your first stay and may it be a memorable and blasting one.. We shall all await your feedback brother 😉
You should have hotels that ask only for the guys ID…. sharing a girls ID proof is very risky. It can be misused also.