Did you see Sallu bhai ki any movie the other day? You didn’t? Shame on you — go peep it immediately. What did you see? He is hawwwt right! Or if you are not a big bhai fan then I can bet that you wouldn’t have missed - Ranveer Singh flaunting his oil-soaked chiseled body in his movies or […]
It is not just our parents and Sanskar that lead me to believe in remaining pavitra till my marriage (Well, my fucking hymen decides if I am pure or not?) but also movies like ‘kya kehna’ where Preity Zinta sleeps with her boyfriend once and gets pregnant as if Saif Ali khan is the most […]
Last night I remember myself raising a glass of wine at my best friend’s anniversary party. No no..not because he proposed her on that day but, because she gave her flower to him on that day. Don’t run your horses guys, I meant sex. Are vahi apni vali sunny leone wala sex! ME (raising the […]
But Uncle the prices on other portal are so much more affordable. You are too expensive Uncle. Uncleee aise nahi hoga … Ok, dear dosts. We need to get this straight. You are mistaking things here. There is a huuuuuuuuuuuuge difference between booking a hotel as a couple and booking a hotel as a […]
The white clean suit of mine is all ready to be hit by colorful water balloons and just for the change you can throw semen filled balloons too because this holy we are breaking all the limits of creepiness, right guys? If only it was possible for guys to produce colorful semen, I can’t imagine […]
Kiski talwaar pe sar rakhu ye bata do mujhe, ishq karna agar khata hai to saza do mujhe.. This is exactly what we don’t want. Where at one side Bollywood teaches us “pyar kiya to darna kya” and the other side it tells us the mode of dying.*irony dude* We Indians fucking love the concept […]
Inhaling patience. Exhaling success! This is what was written on the police signboard in Jorhat What the heck were you doing in a police station Blaze uncle? And where on Earth is Jorhat? Jorhat is a small town and the 2nd largest one in Assam in North East India where we are supposed to take […]
Rants. I love to rant, and the motive behind this piece is just that. I find Valentine’s week cringe-worthy. I thought it was because I was a lonely single woman, so whatever hatred existed, existed because I was just a jealous soul. But no! I’ve been dating an awesome man for almost 4 years now […]
“I said hello to a feminist yesterday. The court case is tomorrow “* Auntie Chuckles* Haah, funny right? Not really because to me it sounds like reality. Ladies, Keep your jhandu balm ready because this is going to hurt (ouch!) FEMINISM-There, I dropped the dreaded F-word! I might not sound like a feminazi because that’s […]
Priya pretty picki, Madonna. Can I get your Facebook password pleeeease? Say what? This is one question we often get on the StayUncle Love Forum and across our other support channels. In my days such question was unimaginable. Yes dude I love you, but there is a world out there too apart from you. I […]