This uncle had a peculiar first date!! We didn't know whether to laugh or to feel sad!! 
when I was in 3rd sem of my engineering ,,,I met a girl over orkut (yeah I know Orkut), then we talked a hell lot, did a lots of sex chat over the fon , after 15 or 20 days we wanted to meet each other, and guess where we decided to meet , in a ISKON temple ,I know i am laughing too now. Well we met for the first time , did a lil conversation, then we went up in the temple ,,,we spent aprox 1 hour in there ,,even kone me jake kiss bhi karliye the...then we came down to leave for a restaurant to have lunch , now the disaster happened , when I came down I found someone has STOLEN my shoe!!
My god so awkward moment!
Us time mera dimag kharp hogaya tha ,,, I was about to cry for my shoe ,,, you know i was a student ,, bohot muskil se ghar se paisa milta tha, chiz kharid ne keliye."
Question from me - whatever happened to the girl???
"Her shoe was there :("
"Then i walked naked feet with that girl ,, to find a shoe shop ,,hahahahahah literally with no shoe on the the road with the girl I met for the first time!! hahahahah embrassed as fuck ,,, and there were no shoe shops we found near by, we asked some people about shoe shop, they were just looking down my feet and noticing with no shoes on my feet, on the streets. 
I asked, "aur ladki ka kya hua?? baat kiya baad mee?"
He replied, "haan baat kiye wohi fon pe ,,,but we never met again after that even after a month or something we stoped talk to each other, hahaha"
My conclusion - "Kitni sharam ki baat, tumhara kata, vo bhi chappal ki wajeh se." 🤣🤣