You know that you have Alok Nath syndrome, when Sasural Simar ka always finds a place in your to- view list. This syndrome effects a person’s mental capacity and with every stripping scene on-screen you might find them flipping the channel due to profound uneasiness. If that’s the case then almost 80% of our population […]
Are you watching porn? So do we! And because we whore together with our couples and fans for bad or worse, we go where they go and crash where they crash. Presumably, the land of Kamasutra enjoys some porn here and there we decided to join yet another party and advertise StayUncle to Indians on some […]
While grabbing my last beer bottle of that night, I didn’t realize that meanwhile my cleavage actually attracted a bunch of dick heads who weren’t even looking at me before the “little boob show”. Although there is nothing wrong in enjoying the little ‘oops moment’ but dude once the show is over, at least stop […]
Me: Bhaiya vo 36 size ka dikhana This mere statement acted like a license for the vendor to analyze my breasts size after deep scanning. And for some odd reason there is always some guy behind the counter named something like chotu or raju. Chotu: Are madam aap 34 hi lo, 36 to aapke liye […]
I happened to meet one of my juniors from hostel yesterday at a Bar-be-q. She was accompanied by her family. It was a chance coincidence that the moment I entered the place my eyes went in the direction of the glitter. And there she was! Newly wed! You don’t ask! You just know! (If you […]
Everyday I am meeting a new kind of an asshole. The best thing about being divorced is that milk-milk-water-water filtration of people happens PRETTY FAST. The variety of assholery is just amazing! Infact, it is beyond amazing, it is like actually paying 3000 rupees for a buffet meal and discovering that each dish is five […]
Facebook Status - Last night was Awesome baby, can’t wait to see you again. Me: Yikes, I too can’t wait! Coz you guys must be in a loving committed relationship but guess what, I am tharki..and if you wish to post something personal then go ahead but I want everything in detail (you know what […]
*Phone ringing* Me (Mumbling to myself) –Abe yaar phir roegaa ye The moment I picked up phone, I heard his rotlu voice again.. He: Dude yaar I can’t get over her, what to do? Me: Bhai yaar tera kuch nhi ho sakta. I think, now is the high time to fulfill your biggest dream of […]
The heartbreak of unrequited love. The pain of walking alone. Watching that someone with the ‘other’ someone, and you curse the universe not making that ‘other’ someone you. You know so much about that person. You understand that person so well…what he/she likes…you watch that ‘other’ person feed the love of your life food […]
Do The Rex! Quite a bold move. And when it’s Ranveer sweetening your screens promoting condoms with that sexy smolder, how can you say no? *winks* sadly, it’s only the women who get the message though. Not all Indian men are OK with the concept of protection, and believe in the woman *popping the pill*. Tut, tut! If only we […]
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