First of the series of guest posts by a super cool fan of StayUncle.. He will refer to himself as Hunter Uncle.. 😀

Because I am such a good boy my father used to drop me to the railway station, till the coach. Right till coach.

I stepped inside and saw a girl around 20-23, fair, short, sitting on my window seat. My father was finally gone.

I asked her humble that Excuse me - I think this is my seat.

The coach was about to get all the passenger she moved to front window seat and doing TATA and go to her family standing on platform. My first impression was “Chaalu” hai lagta and thought, let’s see.

In mean time a middle aged man with his wife came and seated in front of me. I asked that girl - Hello Maam , what’s your seat no?

She replied making a dumb yet artificial face - Ticket is not confirmed. I just replied Ohhh I seee .. and in mind I was like Pakka BABLI/Crook hai.

Soon a young teen nerd with a some English book joined. And finally in the last a small baby female elephant in side berth.

The train started and as it was running on platform and before leaving the platform this “Babli” waived her hand outside the window. There was a guy was waiting to do her tata..

She was definitely a Babli, more over then she called from her phone to a guy, ” Hi Jaanu , I boarded the train” Mom and dad came to pick me up, see you in Pune, kal.

WOOOOWWWWWW … I was having a big laugh from inside.

The coach was full , the Middle aged guy and his wife were blabbering and he was giving tough competition to Modiji. By god. I have contact with this minister and this and that bla bla bla… and then he asked the girl about her ticket which was e-ticket (husshhhh) .

Meanwhile I saw what was going to happen.

The girl tried to use her smart brain and first ask the baby elephant as she didn’t have cash but she had debit card and she can pay at Pune railway station airport.

The baby elephant was silent from beginning and said sorry and just took her head phone and showed like she is about to sleep at 7pm in the evening. Superb.

Next target was ME!

She asked me if I can help. I said Yes I can help but the issue is I will get down before Pune else I would have loved to help out (while the nerd giving sneaky looks from top of his glass, meanwhile).

And here come the next target, The Middle aged man and his wife.

The girl with the use of all cream cheesy buttery persuaded the Man and yes he is going to be fucked up by some amount and he said Yes.

Meanwhile the ticket collector came and that paid the ticket challan. She won!

The nerd began to talk a bit trying to impress this Crook, but he was baccha yaaar. So uski daal nahi gali.

After some conversations , he took my number as he wanted to know some good colleges after high school. After a while the comfort zone increased and the three of us were just talking.

The baccha went to washroom and I said to Babli in low voice –

You are a Crook/Babli.

She smiled and said to me:

You have brain.

One of the passenger requested me to take the upper berth, and I was yes on rocket.

We just shared our names and work. She said her name is Preeti just joked her where she will sleep. She was trying to act like YAA WHAT I WILL Doooooooooooo .. OMMGGGG ….. I told her see I have some news paper, use that on floor and sleep .. Hahaaaa

She was like .. You are rude… I said, I was joking, No worry, Will see what to do… You can sit with me on upper berth and I am person who sleep late, she nodded, okay.

Then I punched the formula asking that nerd about his life in teen in Pune, GF and all etc..and it was going on and on…

Without a doubt the Babli asked me “Teri to bohot hogi.”I said What to say.. You understand me and I understand you. I even know your name is not Preeti.

She just smiled cunningly. The Nerd Baccha yawned and acted like he is about to sleep.

I asked Preeti/Babli?Crook - If you want you can keep your head that side.

It worked.. She lied down the other side, yet closer and my body touching hers body… and a brief of getting the Vitals high..

I got up and said, I am not feeling good that my legs are touching her head and to shift same side toward me… I can face the other way round…

Within some minutes she came this way and we just acted as sleep.. By the time I monitored everyone in slept or not… even I don’t care in dim light.

After some time the train was moving fast. Her back was rubbing to my back I waited to see her response If she take herself in side or what..

She did not moved so after some 10-15 min I acted like I am in sleep and moved toward her, and kept my hand on her waist.. Soon she turned toward me and the game started under the blanket.

It was naps night having 2 games and getting up in between because I wanted to smoke too.

The clock was around 4.30 and my stop was about to come.. Preeti.. I need to go..

I wasn’t expecting good response but surprisingly, she came down to gate. My station was about to come in.

I gave her my number and I said, I know you won’t give me your number nor I will ask. Take mine… If you think sometimes in life.. Call me up girl, whose name isn’t Preeti.

We had wonderful long kiss on the gate while the train begins to slow down…

And it was Bye forever. Hunter Uncle didn’t saw of her in rest of life.

(to be continued)