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My salesman bhaiya knew my bra size…

My salesman bhaiya knew my bra size…

Me: Bhaiya vo 36 size ka dikhana This mere statement acted like a license for the vendor to analyze my breasts size after deep scanning. And for some odd reason there is always some guy behind the counter named something like chotu or raju. Chotu: Are madam aap 34 hi lo, 36 to aapke liye […]

The tale of road that sells love

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*Phone ringing* Me (Mumbling to myself) –Abe yaar phir roegaa ye The moment I picked up phone, I heard his rotlu voice again.. He: Dude yaar I can’t get over her, what to do? Me: Bhai yaar tera kuch nhi ho sakta. I think, now is the high time to fulfill your biggest dream of […]

StayUncle launching in Nagpur, the city of jerk-offs

Bharat mata.. Bharat mata kiiii… Mata Jata Bharat… I can’t remember how was it. You know that feeling when something itches you at the tip of your penis and you can’t get it off it? That’s how I feel right now. It’s this close and itchy Mata jaat ki.. Arrey, I give up. Why don’t […]

[The Lovecast Episode 7] - Should there be a red line our parents should not cross with us?

A brand new generation of young Indians is emerging.. Bold, independent, self reliant and thinking.. They stand up to issues and dislike conformity. Yet this is a land where reverence to parents and their wishes still comes firsts.. How do young Indians manage to find the right balance? Dikshi auntie interviews Rohit Panchwani, an old […]

Introducing Nitish Uncle, a new StayUncle weapon

If StayUncle was a submarine Nitish uncle would have definitely been the most powerful harpoon at our disposal. He is the latest addition to the StayUncle team If I was to describe him in one short phrase that would be – A broken equation. Illogical. Making no sense. For example he calls food, bhojan and […]